"so i totes just followed you cause I just saw that post where you're 12 away from a bajillion and I'm a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle but tipsy and my friend's iphone just had a swim in wine but yes HELLO"


omg hello hahah thank youu, you okay?

oh, I’m good now :) I ended up spewing and I can’t remember the last part of the night but yeah I’m good now :P


last night I learned that I can neither type nor keep secrets when drunk

iC LIKE a guy but uuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nwwi sl unnatqiainable ut alcohol gosh if my parents knew they wouldn’t be proud


I’ve had too much pochahontas is playing what’s happening

I’m going to be so fucked tomorrow LOOK I CAN STILL SPELL IT’S A MIRICALE


Tom Hiddleston is all Smiles wearing a Tuxedo on set of “Crimson Peak” in Toronto, Canada on April 23, 2014 [HQ]

this right here is the sum up of why I love Martha

(Source: purplishnebula)

the things I’d do to Chris Evans’ facial structure

yumchris evansI'd tap thatmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyes

my friends iphone just went for a swim in wine